Kelly Steele wrties to correct some misinformation I've spread regarding the Newfies in her household.

Kelly writes: Jimmy! I am not a Newfie!

I was born in Toronto, Ontario! Hell I never even visited the Rock until recently. (Rock is slang for Newfoundland.) Kami was born in the United States! That makes her American. Hamilton is the only Newfoundlander. And let me tell you about Newfies. They come in one of two types: Fish-eating morons and Mensa members. (Yes, Hammy is part of the latter group). But unfortunately, the other dominant Newfie trait is severe outspokeness with a habit of pointing out the obvious. (Although the clever ones have been known to fake moronacy to avoid blame for the mutitude of schemes and plots that their devious minds contrive).

Good thing about Hammy, though, is he can't work both head's at the same time. So as long as I keep him fucking there is peace in our house. (And thanks to the jizz bizz I don't have to be fucking him constantly). --Kelly

PS: Yeah, Kami is a Nasty. Real Fucking Nasty! She worked for Max Hardcore and I'm told there was a Rainbow and Golden shower to commemorate the nuptuals. She loved every single moment of it and begged for more!

jimmyD sez: Did you hear about the Newfie Rubix's cube? It's white on all sides and only takes the average Newfie about two minutes to solve. Since Kelly claims Hamilton is in the Mensa portion of Newfies, I'm guessing he could solve the Newfie Rubix Cube in about a minute.




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